Tråd: Strikeforce: Fedor vs. Silva

Everyone is a genius, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing it is stupid.

Steroids are like tampons, every pussy needs one :D

He said, "Here, the Lord is saying there's a system that makes this much vitamin D this quickly -- thousands of units a day from sun exposure. And here's the government over here saying you only need a couple of hundred units a day. So you can sort of ask yourself, 'Who do you want to believe -- God or the government?'"

"Do steroids, lift weights, get contacts, go tanning. And stop playing all those gay fucking video games. You can’t get pussy in front of a TV playing with your geeky friends. Go out to night clubs and bars, hit the beach. If you got money, floss. Whatever you do, don’t be yourself."

-Phil Baroni